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Let's go, let's go!

Ohh, so wholesome!

Power up!

Check it out. Turn

your brights on, yo.

That's what we're doin'

to this girl, right there.

That girl that

you see right there,

we're gonna f***in'

talk to her tonight,

we're f***in' doin' this sh*t.

Ohh! F***in' thigh-high!

...no! If you're filming

right now, make sure-

I don't want to

run out the battery.

Roll on that ass.

Roll on that f***in' ass.

Like a cross between...

What? Speak up!

I can't-!

We gotta f***in'

get out of there.

Okay, okay.

Where we gonna go now?

Get your game face on.

You got it!

I'm on! I'm on.

It's on right now.

You're my boy. You got it.

Let's do this.

So, you're- when you're

having your country breakfast,

how many f***in' flapjacks

are you gonna put down?

I can do, like, five.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yeah!

- That's a good one!

- At the same time.

Talking about

flapjacks with a girl.

I could never do that.

How could you even film that?

You ready to shoot

Irish sh*t? What?

Yeah, sure! Yeah!

All the time.

Hey. Two.

Two of your finest Irish sh*t.

Hey, there's two more.

- How 'bout-?

- Top-shelf Irish sh*t?

Four Irish sh*t.

Four of their

finest Irish-

this isn't enough.

What about your friends?

Yeah? Yeah!

Bring 'em over!

Go introduce me.

Okay.

Stay!

Okay.

Alex, do what she says, man.

Get your bread!

Get on it.

- What, man?

- Dude.

What?!

I- I have no idea

what you're saying.

Why are you all alone?

Thanks, man.

Hey, you want to go

meet some people over there?

I like you.

Well, I like you too.

So, do you ever come here...

Before?

I like you.

Oh, okay.

Jesus. F***.

What the f*** are you doing?

What's up, guys?

I'm leaving.

Sir-!

It's over.

I need you to leave, sir.

Whatever.

Get going.

Okay, I'm going, I'm going.

I'm f***in' going.

Tube tops are f***in' stupid.

Aw, you bein' a b*tch!

Aw, sh*t, all right,

be cool, be cool.

Hey, lady, how you doin'?

You all right?

So, you found a buddy?

You comin' back with us?

What are you doing sitting

on the f***ing ground?

You look f***in' stupid.

Dude! Cleared out quick!

All right, so you

guys are good to go.

She's a f***in' trip, huh?

Which one of you

chuckleheads is driving?

Holy sh*t!

I'm coming down a little bit!

I need to take it up

a f***in' notch!

# Takin' it up a notch,

takin' it up a notch #

She is on some

f***in' drugs, dude!

Look at her eyes.

You can't even look at her.

She's gon' suck yo' dick off!

No, what's that?

This is the notch, my dear.

The notch.

Oh, no!

- Take it up your snosh!

- Oh, no, this-!

Don't do it!

Dude, she doesn't

want to, all right?

Fine! She's a grown-ass

f***in' woman!

I don't think

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